a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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