Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My vagina is very pro this idea
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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