I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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