you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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