Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We need to rekindle our bromance
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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