dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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