i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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