I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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