Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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