I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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