Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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