Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Green mimosas i think yes
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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