: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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