you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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