She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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