You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The uberlube is also flammable
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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