yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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