Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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