This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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