I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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