You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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