Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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