Porn is love you can see.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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