im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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