Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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