Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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