I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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