i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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