whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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