It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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