State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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