My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
try to milk me bitch
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