Yo dont text me then not text me
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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