he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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