alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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