sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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