I want to stick my p in your. b.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And then my night got REAL pukey
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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