haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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