My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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