So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She bit a glass in half.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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