youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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