you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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