What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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