He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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