Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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