How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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