btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
nutella sex= disaster
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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