marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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