she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You were trust falling into bushes
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