i jhust puked up my retainher.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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