it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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