Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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