guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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